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Photoset reblogged from Life's A Happy Song
AU Meme (Crossover) → With the billionaire playboy-philanthropist club being so exclusive Stark and Wayne ran somewhat in the same circles. Factor in Tony being the sharpest tool in the shed and it’s easy to assume it didn’t take long for the Iron Man to connect the dots on the identity of Gotham’s Dark Knight.
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Photo reblogged from a woman obssessed.
PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALISTAIR THERIIIIN
Dearest Kakumei:
You are a perfect human being.
I am never going to get this out of my head, no matter how hard I want to. >.<
Landsmeet: Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It’s Prince Ali
Sereda: Hey, clear the way in the Landsmeet hall
Hey, you! Let me through, ‘cos I’m not that tall
Come on, clear a path; we haven’t got all night
The heir’s finally here
So have no more fear
This king’s gonna stop the Blight!
Prince Ali, virtuous he
Alistair Theirin
Go on, bow; sure, you know how
Bend at the waist!
His retinue’s quite a sight;
Looks rough, but good in a fight
We’ve got to kill the archdemon, so let’s make haste!
Prince Ali, mighty is he
Alistair Theirin
On the field, with sword and shield, a sight to see!
Let’s cut the chat, ‘cos I’m bored
And outside, the darkspawn horde
Waits to be slain by the sword
Of Prince Ali!
Eamon: He’s the youngest son of Maric Theirin
Bastard, maybe, but still he’s the one!
Loghain: You’re a fat, lazy traitor, Arl Guerrin!
Sereda: You’re busted, you knave
We’ll prove you gave
Elven slaves to Tevinter scum!
He may whine, Loghain the swine
But he’s a scumbag
Tortured nobles and such quite unlawfully
He hired a blood mage, who tried
To make sure Arl Eamon died
An act that just horrified our Prince Ali!
He’s a noble and kind former Templar
Full of honour and diplomacy
All his warfaring skill is exemplar
So what do you say? He’ll win the day
If you back him with loyalty - to Ali! Prince Ali!
Alistair: Prince Ali, reluctant he
Alistair Theirin
The alternative’s crap; best it be me
And that, good people, is why
I fought my fears and stopped by
With dwarven warriors
Mages galore
A Qunari soldier
A golem and more
An Antivan killer
(And this line’s filler)
A Bard that warbles on key
Party: Make way for Prince Aliiiiiiiiiiii!
With dwarven warriors
Mages galore
A Qunari soldier
A golem and more
An Antivan killer
(And this line’s filler)
A Bard that warbles on keyThis is perfection.
wha…. what?
oh my god. fantastic.
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Photoset reblogged from Memento Mori
Marvel AU: Bucky Barnes and Clint Barton are friends. Bucky turns Winter Soldier again, and SHIELD orders Clint to take him out.
Clint: I’m starting to think you just like to hear yourself talk.
Bucky: I know you’re up there, even if I can’t see you, птица.
Clint: Well I did promise there was an arrow with your name on it. Was sort of hoping I wouldn’t have to use it, but we don’t always get what we want do we?
Bucky: Take your best shot.
Clint: Never anything but.
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Photoset reblogged from FUCK YEAH CHRIS EVANS GIFS
Chris Evans talking about his dog.
You seriously ruin all other men for me, Evans. RUDE.
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Post reblogged from Burning Mandala
I’m bored and I read Claudia’s list so I decided to make my own as well! Okay, here we go, 20 unpopular opinions!
wow seriously, are you me? I agree with every single one of these.
(Source: burningmanala)
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Photo reblogged from exercise in ego
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Chat reblogged from i see better from a distance
- Tony: He was a boy...
- Clint: Huh?
- Tony: She was a girl...
- Natasha: No.
- Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
- Clint: Wait a sec, I-
- Tony: He shot arrows.
- Natasha: Tony, stop-
- Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
- Natasha: STOP.
- Tony: He wanted her.
- Clint: Huh!?
- Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
- Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
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Photoset reblogged from i see better from a distance
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Photoset reblogged from IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
capsiicle asked robert downey, jr. as a captain, chris evans as his first mate, and the rest of the cast of the avengers as their crew in a pirate au
And tell me, woman, why is that I should spare your life?
Because I know where he is, Captain. The one you seek with such wild abandon. The Beast of Rage Green.
Many men have claimed to know as much at the point of my sword. They are now many dead men. Why then should I trust the words of a woman?
His name is Banner.
…Welcome aboard the Avenger, m’lady.(Source: shellhead)
